The River premiered! I’ve been hearing about it since last summer, so it’s about goddamned time. I always have really high hopes for genre shows, because they’re so hard to get right, especially on network TV. I have to say, I was a little iffy on it during the first half, but then they got me with that fucking creepy doll tree in the second.
I can tell that a few of the characters are going to get on my nerves, but otherwise I’m in. DVR season pass is set.
To be fair, this did have a pretty good shot at maintaining my viewership because of my lover Joe Anderson. So pretty. But when will someone let him be British?!

